With Sunday reserved for the Sunday Sermon, Gary offers Thalia a reasonable compromise for her thirteen-day Spook-n-Boobtacular. Unfortunately, the goddess of chaos has a rather creative interpretation of Saturday.
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Halloween at Hull House brings demonic possession, Linnea Quigley's unforgettable lipstick trick, Angela's hypnotic Bauhaus dance, and some gloriously gruesome practical effects. Thalia came for the sleaze but discovered a surprisingly stylish horror classic.
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With Thalia's Spook-n-Boobtacular taking over the Halls, Theia makes one reasonable request: keep the sleazy horror movies away from the Sunday Sermon. Gary agrees, but Titan isn't convinced peace will last.
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It's Day 3 of Thalia's Spook-n-Boobtacular, and Jim Wynorski has delivered a haunted sorority house, a homicidal spirit, an indestructible neighbor, a remarkably thorough strip club investigation, and the greatest squeaking shower sound effects in cinema history. Thalia is absolutely delighted.
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Titanquisitor is expanding its news coverage! Unfortunately, Thalia has mistaken the announcement for the launch of a television network. Breaking news, imaginary cameras, and a very real commercial break await in the Halls.
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Edgar Allan Poe gave us death, identity and reincarnation. Jim Wynorski apparently decided what the story really needed was witchcraft, blood rituals, fog machines and Lana Clarkson. Thalia continues her 13 Days to Halloween with The Haunting of Morella—and somehow insists she maintained editorial standards.
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Thalia's Spook-n-Boobtacular has officially begun, and Theia is furious! Thirteen days of sleazy horror movies, absolutely no supervision, and one increasingly nervous Gary. What could possibly go wrong?
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Christopher Lee. Sybil Danning. Werewolf rituals. Terrible monsters. A punk-rock soundtrack that refuses to go away. Thalia kicks off her 13 Days to Halloween with Howling II—and immediately starts abusing the fast-forward button.
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The first episode of Tales of Titanquisitor is out, and the gang is celebrating with a friendly game of Phase 10! Unfortunately, Titan seems to have forgotten that declaring victory and actually winning are two very different things.
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Tuesday night in the Halls of Titanquisitor was supposed to involve Conan, popcorn and absolutely nothing resembling an interdimensional crisis. Then Codex awakened. A mysterious arcade cabinet opened a road into Veyr, a dark fantasy world slowly being stripped of everything that once defined it, and Titan, Theia and Thalia stepped through. Welcome to Tales of Titanquisitor.
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Thalia finally gets approval for her 13-day Halloween horror movie spectacular. Gary says yes, Titan encourages the chaos, and nobody has told Theia. What could possibly go wrong?
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Which celebrity would Thalia love to meet? None other than Cassandra Peterson, the legendary Elvira, Mistress of the Dark! Our Agent of Chaos explains why she admires the iconic horror hostess, what she'd love to ask her, and how a little career advice might help her own ambitions inside the Halls.
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Theia discovers Gary's latest Hocus Pocus review and is horrified by his questionable editorial choices. She demands professionalism from the Halls of Titanquisitor. Unfortunately for her, Thalia has already reviewed the evidence and reached a very different conclusion. Hall Strip #23: Editorial Standards!
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Titan has been secretly building something enormous inside the Halls, and the time has finally come for the grand reveal! Join Gary, Theia, Maddie, and Thalia as Titan unveils the brand-new Titan's Game Guides library. Naturally, Thalia has a few suggestions of her own.
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Alabama's 20–17 loss to Georgia sends Gary, Thalia, and Titan over the edge as questionable officiating and a controversial end-zone no-call turn the Halls into absolute chaos.
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Seven likes. One golden trophy. An ego the size of Mount Olympus. When Thalia's Frankenhooker article becomes a hit, she declares herself Titanquisitor's most popular columnist, commandeers Titan's throne, and begins plotting her merchandising empire.
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Exploding prostitutes, Super Crack, and a girlfriend reconstructed from spare body parts. Thalia answers the WordPress Daily Prompt with her pick for the weirdest movie she's ever watched: Frankenhooker (1990).
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Once upon a time, websites were weird, colorful, and wonderfully personal. Maddie remembers the Internet before everything started looking the same.
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After months of anticipation, Gary finally undergoes his dreaded cystoscopy. The procedure takes about a minute, costs $303.05, and leaves the entire Titanquisitor Halls questioning what the hell just happened.
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Thalia is getting ready to watch Elvira: Mistress of the Dark for Tubi Tuesday, and naturally she believes dressing for the occasion is part of the experience. Theia has another theory.
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