Tales of Titanquisitor
Tales of Titanquisitor: The Hall Strips #16 – “Some Kingdom”
What started as another Death to Smoochy quote turns into something Thalia wasn't planning to admit. The six-part saga reaches its conclusion.
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Tales of Titanquisitor: The Hall Strips #15 – “I Know the Movie By Heart Now”
Gary snitched. Theia wants answers, and Thalia gives them, the whole plan, straight from Death to Smoochy, executed with zero remorse. The twist is what it did to Theia by the end.
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Tales of Titanquisitor: The Hall Strips #13 – “She Made It Straight from Dilldough!”
Theia made a batch of cookies for the whole crew, no ulterior motive, just being nice. Then Titan picks one up and notices the shape. Thalia's the only one with an explanation, and she's delighted to give it.
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Entertainment Articles
Melody Monday #2: Spice Girls’ Spice Was My First CD, and Boy Did It Not Age Well
This week on Melody Monday, we look back at Spice Girls' debut album Spice, the first CD I ever bought, and why the album is top heavy outside its three big singles.
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Tales of Titanquisitor: The Hall Strips #12 – “…Right. Sunday.”
Titan and Theia are dressed for Sunday, standing solemnly by the lectern. Thalia bursts in with Chainsaw Hookers in hand, ready to show it off. Then she remembers what day it is.
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Tales of Titanquisitor: The Hall Strips #11 – “I’m Going on Safari!”
Theia can't find anyone working, and it turns out the whole Hall abandoned their posts for Alabama football. She sits down to see what the fuss is about. Then a referee makes a call that ends any chance of a peaceful afternoon.
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Tales of Titanquisitor: The Hall Strips #10 – “There Are No Tits in This Film!”
Theia's dutifully watching Death to Smoochy in the picture palace, prepping for Gary's upcoming review. Then Thalia shows up uninvited, and Theia's priorities get very strange, very fast.
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Tales of Titanquisitor: The Hall Strips #9 – “F It!”
The Hall Strips crew gets a new Decree from Gary, and not everyone's on board. Titanquisitor is officially going back to calling it the WWF, effective immediately. Here's why, plus the comic that started it all.
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Tales of Titanquisitor: The Hall Strips #7 – “The Man Can’t Hold the Lines He’s Already Got”
Titan isn't impressed when Theia and Thalia announce Melody Monday is launching, especially with Sword and Sorcery already gathering dust since June.
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Tales of Titanquisitor: The Hall Strips #6: “Wanted to Watch One Damn Movie”
Thalia wanted to watch one movie. Streaming failed her. Now she’s dragging half a video store into the Hall while Theia enjoys being proven right in The Hall Strips #6!
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Sword, Sorcery & Sin: The Never-Ending Countdown
The never-ending countdown to the cheesiest, sleaziest sword and sorcery ever committed to film. Theia issues the Decree. Titan and Thalia bump the scores. The Dungeon is open.
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The Hall Strips #5: “I Hate All of You”
The Dungeon opens June 4th. Titan approves. Thalia is beside herself. Theia has walked out of the building. Hall Strip #5 is live.
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The Hall Strips #4: “Your Gut’s Getting a Little Flabby”
This week on Tales of Titanquisitor: The Hall Strips #4, Thalia discovered Kiana's Flex Appeal and immediately picked up a dumbbell. Theia walked in. It did not go well for Thalia's confidence.
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Tales of Titanquisitor: The Hall Strips #2: “I Know Just the Stuff”
Thalia heads to the balcony with questions for Stinger. What does he do around here exactly? And why the hell didn't he post a WWE NXT preview yesterday? Tales of Titanquisitor: The Hall Strips #2 finds out.
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Tales of Titanquisitor: The Hall Strips #1 – “I’ll Strip Now!”
The Hall Strips are short comic installments featuring the Titanquisitor mascot crew in brief moments between longer Tales entries. No scores, no agenda — just the characters.
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