The gang in the Halls of Titanquisitor comes together for a special Veterans Day tribute, honoring America's veterans and the families who stand beside them.
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Gary wants everyone to have a voice in running the Halls, so he installs a suggestion box. Unfortunately, Thalia has a few ideas of her own, and Maddie is left sorting through the results!
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A routine package delivery takes an unexpected turn when Thalia spots an unfamiliar woman leaving the Halls. Theia quickly discovers that her sister has been making some rather ambitious improvements to the security system!
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For more than four decades, Cassandra Peterson has brought laughter, glamour, and gloriously irreverent humor to the world of horror as Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. This Halloween, Thalia sets aside her usual cinematic mischief to celebrate the remarkable woman behind the character in a heartfelt letter of appreciation and gratitude.
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Thalia kept her promise not to publish Spook-n-Boobtacular on Sunday. Unfortunately, posting a horror review at 11:59 PM Saturday has sent Theia into a fury! And Titan has one very timely reminder for her.
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Beautiful dancers, a serial killer, and a policewoman working undercover at a strip club. What could possibly go wrong? Thalia reviews Katt Shea's Stripped to Kill (1987), starring Kay Lenz and Norman Fell, and discovers a shocking conspiracy: the murders are perfectly illuminated, but she can't see the bloody strip routines!
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Thalia has awarded Nightmare Sisters an Orgasmic five-star rating, and Theia is absolutely furious! Gary and Titan can barely contain their laughter, but one mysterious detail about the official rating parchment raises a question nobody wants answered.
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With Sunday reserved for the Sunday Sermon, Gary offers Thalia a reasonable compromise for her thirteen-day Spook-n-Boobtacular. Unfortunately, the goddess of chaos has a rather creative interpretation of Saturday.
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Halloween at Hull House brings demonic possession, Linnea Quigley's unforgettable lipstick trick, Angela's hypnotic Bauhaus dance, and some gloriously gruesome practical effects. Thalia came for the sleaze but discovered a surprisingly stylish horror classic.
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With Thalia's Spook-n-Boobtacular taking over the Halls, Theia makes one reasonable request: keep the sleazy horror movies away from the Sunday Sermon. Gary agrees, but Titan isn't convinced peace will last.
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It's Day 3 of Thalia's Spook-n-Boobtacular, and Jim Wynorski has delivered a haunted sorority house, a homicidal spirit, an indestructible neighbor, a remarkably thorough strip club investigation, and the greatest squeaking shower sound effects in cinema history. Thalia is absolutely delighted.
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Titanquisitor is expanding its news coverage! Unfortunately, Thalia has mistaken the announcement for the launch of a television network. Breaking news, imaginary cameras, and a very real commercial break await in the Halls.
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Edgar Allan Poe gave us death, identity and reincarnation. Jim Wynorski apparently decided what the story really needed was witchcraft, blood rituals, fog machines and Lana Clarkson. Thalia continues her 13 Days to Halloween with The Haunting of Morella—and somehow insists she maintained editorial standards.
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Thalia's Spook-n-Boobtacular has officially begun, and Theia is furious! Thirteen days of sleazy horror movies, absolutely no supervision, and one increasingly nervous Gary. What could possibly go wrong?
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Christopher Lee. Sybil Danning. Werewolf rituals. Terrible monsters. A punk-rock soundtrack that refuses to go away. Thalia kicks off her 13 Days to Halloween with Howling II—and immediately starts abusing the fast-forward button.
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The first episode of Tales of Titanquisitor is out, and the gang is celebrating with a friendly game of Phase 10! Unfortunately, Titan seems to have forgotten that declaring victory and actually winning are two very different things.
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Tuesday night in the Halls of Titanquisitor was supposed to involve Conan, popcorn and absolutely nothing resembling an interdimensional crisis. Then Codex awakened. A mysterious arcade cabinet opened a road into Veyr, a dark fantasy world slowly being stripped of everything that once defined it, and Titan, Theia and Thalia stepped through. Welcome to Tales of Titanquisitor.
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Thalia finally gets approval for her 13-day Halloween horror movie spectacular. Gary says yes, Titan encourages the chaos, and nobody has told Theia. What could possibly go wrong?
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Which celebrity would Thalia love to meet? None other than Cassandra Peterson, the legendary Elvira, Mistress of the Dark! Our Agent of Chaos explains why she admires the iconic horror hostess, what she'd love to ask her, and how a little career advice might help her own ambitions inside the Halls.
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Theia discovers Gary's latest Hocus Pocus review and is horrified by his questionable editorial choices. She demands professionalism from the Halls of Titanquisitor. Unfortunately for her, Thalia has already reviewed the evidence and reached a very different conclusion. Hall Strip #23: Editorial Standards!
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