The spooky season has officially descended upon the Halls of Titanquisitor, and with it comes the debut of Thalia’s Spook-n-Boobtacular, thirteen glorious days of questionable horror movies, outrageous commentary, and more gratuitous nudity than any respectable establishment should probably allow.
For Thalia, it’s a dream come true. For Theia, it’s a nightmare.
You see, when Thalia started feeling like she didn’t have much of a purpose around the Halls, Gary decided to give her something special to call her own. A little creative freedom, a chance to shine, and an opportunity to share her unique cinematic tastes with the world.
Unfortunately, Gary may have underestimated just how enthusiastically the goddess of chaos would embrace that freedom.
And now Theia has some questions. Very loud questions.
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Somewhere in the Halls, Thalia is undoubtedly watching another terrible horror movie, blissfully unaware that her sister is contemplating Gary’s untimely demise.
Of course, Gary probably has nothing to worry about. It’s only thirteen days of sleazy horror movies, after all.
Thalia wouldn’t possibly want to turn this into a month-long celebration.
…Would she?
Be sure to check out Thalia’s Spook-n-Boobtacular, and join us next time for more madness from the Halls of Titanquisitor!
