Welcome to the Halls of Titanquisitor, where gaming, movies, wrestling, nostalgia, and everyday nonsense come together! Home to Gary, Titan, Theia, Thalia, Stinger, and Maddie, the Halls are where our resident personalities share their thoughts, tell their stories, and occasionally get into trouble. From quick Dispatches From the Halls to the retro pixel-art adventures of Tales of Titanquisitor, there’s always something happening around here. Pull up a chair, make yourself at home, and enjoy the chaos!
Exploding prostitutes, Super Crack, and a girlfriend reconstructed from spare body parts. Thalia answers the WordPress Daily Prompt with her pick for the weirdest movie she's ever watched: Frankenhooker (1990).
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Once upon a time, websites were weird, colorful, and wonderfully personal. Maddie remembers the Internet before everything started looking the same.
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After months of anticipation, Gary finally undergoes his dreaded cystoscopy. The procedure takes about a minute, costs $303.05, and leaves the entire Titanquisitor Halls questioning what the hell just happened.
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Thalia is getting ready to watch Elvira: Mistress of the Dark for Tubi Tuesday, and naturally she believes dressing for the occasion is part of the experience. Theia has another theory.
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The Halls get a new addition. Maddie, Keeper of the Glyphs, meets the crew one by one, Titan included. Then Thalia asks what's buried in the archives, and the answer is one word: Skeletator.
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What started as another Death to Smoochy quote turns into something Thalia wasn't planning to admit. The six-part saga reaches its conclusion.
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Gary snitched. Theia wants answers, and Thalia gives them, the whole plan, straight from Death to Smoochy, executed with zero remorse. The twist is what it did to Theia by the end.
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Theia's having a rough day after everything that's happened lately. Gary sits with her first, then Titan does too, and it turns out the cookie incident wasn't as one-sided as it looked.
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Theia made a batch of cookies for the whole crew, no ulterior motive, just being nice. Then Titan picks one up and notices the shape. Thalia's the only one with an explanation, and she's delighted to give it.
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Titan and Theia are dressed for Sunday, standing solemnly by the lectern. Thalia bursts in with Chainsaw Hookers in hand, ready to show it off. Then she remembers what day it is.
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Theia can't find anyone working, and it turns out the whole Hall abandoned their posts for Alabama football. She sits down to see what the fuss is about. Then a referee makes a call that ends any chance of a peaceful afternoon.
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Theia's dutifully watching Death to Smoochy in the picture palace, prepping for Gary's upcoming review. Then Thalia shows up uninvited, and Theia's priorities get very strange, very fast.
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The Hall Strips crew gets a new Decree from Gary, and not everyone's on board. Titanquisitor is officially going back to calling it the WWF, effective immediately. Here's why, plus the comic that started it all.
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Gary hooks up a DVD recorder/VHS combo deck in the Hall, and Titan approves. Thalia and Stinger have other plans for it this weekend. New Tales of Titanquisitor strip inside.
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Titan isn't impressed when Theia and Thalia announce Melody Monday is launching, especially with Sword and Sorcery already gathering dust since June.
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Thalia wanted to watch one movie. Streaming failed her. Now she’s dragging half a video store into the Hall while Theia enjoys being proven right in The Hall Strips #6!
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The Dungeon opens June 4th. Titan approves. Thalia is beside herself. Theia has walked out of the building. Hall Strip #5 is live.
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This week on Tales of Titanquisitor: The Hall Strips #4, Thalia discovered Kiana's Flex Appeal and immediately picked up a dumbbell. Theia walked in. It did not go well for Thalia's confidence.
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Thalia got Gary's approval. Theia is furious. Titan is playing a game. The Sword, Sorcery & Sin Dungeon Ranking opens June 4th and Hall Strip #3 sets the stage.
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Thalia heads to the balcony with questions for Stinger. What does he do around here exactly? And why the hell didn't he post a WWE NXT preview yesterday? Tales of Titanquisitor: The Hall Strips #2 finds out.
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