Big things are happening in the Halls of Titanquisitor, and this time, we’re actually talking about the news.
As we continue expanding the site, we’re preparing to bring you more frequent news, updates, and commentary from the worlds of gaming, movies, professional wrestling, music, SEC sports, and retro entertainment. Our regular columns, reviews, game guides, and other features aren’t going anywhere. We’re simply adding more timely Dispatches to the mix, giving our wonderfully opinionated crew even more opportunities to share their thoughts on whatever’s happening.
Naturally, this announcement has caused a bit of excitement around the Halls. Particularly for Thalia, who apparently believes that more news coverage means we’re launching a television network.
Nobody authorized a television network.
Nobody authorized a news desk, either.
And yet, here we are.
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A Word From Our Sponsors
And we’re back!
We’d like to thank our sponsors for that important commercial interruption.
We’d also like to remind our readers that Titanquisitor remains a text-based website, no cameras were involved in the production of this broadcast, and Thalia has absolutely not been appointed Director of Broadcast Journalism.
Her newly printed business cards are not legally binding.
Nevertheless, the newsroom is officially open! Expect more frequent news, reactions, and commentary alongside everything you already enjoy here in the Halls.
As always, we’re MAKING INTERNET FUN AGAIN.
Now, if someone could please explain to Thalia that we don’t actually have commercial sponsors, that would be wonderful.
Preferably before she starts negotiating advertising rates.
