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Firefox Wants to Make the Internet Fun Again. Now Where Have We Heard That Before?

Gary Smith

Firefox is bringing back the legends of the early Internet, from Numa Numa Guy to Overly Attached Girlfriend. That got me thinking about GeoCities, wrestling websites, ridiculous pop-ups, artificial intelligence, and everything that made the World Wild Web so entertaining. Can we make the Internet fun again? Around here, we're certainly trying.

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Super Black Bass (SNES) Review (Retro WedNESday #18)

Gary Smith

Four bargain-bin SNES games, one unforgettable childhood afternoon, and a lake full of stubborn fish. Retro WedNESday #18 revisits Super Black Bass, a 1993 fishing game that delivers tournaments, frustration, nostalgia, and more than a few laughs.

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Frankenhooker (1990) Review — Thalia’s Spook-n-Boobtacular Day 9

Thalia

A mad scientist, a runaway lawnmower, exploding prostitutes, and the magnificent Patty Mullen! Thalia tackles Frank Henenlotter's Frankenhooker (1990) in the most gloriously unhinged installment of Spook-n-Boobtacular yet. Horror gets zero stars, Cheese gets five, Boobs gets six, and the movie gets seven. Because fuck it, it's funny!

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Dispatches From the Halls: They Called Me P

Gary Smith

My earliest video game experiences were with Super Mario Bros. and Duck Hunt, but Super Mario Bros. 3 is the first game I actually remember playing. Thanks to my habit of using up my dad's hard-earned P-Wings, I earned a rather unusual childhood nickname: P.

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