Yesterday, Theia accomplished something truly remarkable in the Halls of Titanquisitor: she convinced Gary to keep Thalia’s Spook-n-Boobtacular off the Sunday publishing schedule. No arguments, no shouting, and no questionable horror movies sharing the spotlight with the Sunday Sermon. For once, reason had prevailed!
Unfortunately, there was one small detail nobody had considered.
Thalia still has thirteen movies to review in thirteen days, and removing Sunday from the schedule presents a rather inconvenient mathematical problem.
Naturally, Gary has a solution. A perfectly fair compromise that should make everybody happy.
Of course, anyone who knows Thalia understands that giving the goddess of chaos a choice is practically an invitation to find a loophole.
And our favorite troublemaker has never met a loophole she didn’t like.
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Well, technically, Gary got exactly what he wanted. No Spook-n-Boobtacular reviews on Sunday, the Sunday Sermon remains untouched, and Thalia has graciously accepted the compromise.
Two reviews on Saturday, one of them going live at 11:59 PM.
Somewhere, Theia is enjoying a rare moment of editorial peace, blissfully unaware that her sister has just turned a scheduling restriction into a personal challenge.
And Gary? He’s probably going to need another Coke Zero.
Join us next time for more questionable decisions, creative loopholes, and perfectly reasonable chaos in the Halls of Titanquisitor!
