Tales of Titanquisitor

Tales of Titanquisitor: The Hall Strips #31 – “A Mail Goddess?!”

Gary Smith
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It’s another beautiful day in the Halls of Titanquisitor, and for once, everything seems perfectly normal. Halloween is behind us, and Christmas is right around the corner. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and Theia has just accepted a package from a friendly mailwoman. It’s that time of year; packages will probably be coming regularly.

Nothing unusual about that, right? Well, that depends on who you ask.

You see, Thalia has been keeping herself busy with a little home improvement project. Apparently, the Halls’ existing security arrangements weren’t quite sufficient for our resident goddess of chaos, so she’s decided to take matters into her own hands.

Naturally, nobody thought to ask what she was installing, how much it would cost, or whether the Halls actually needed any of it. And judging by the expression on Theia’s face, she’s beginning to suspect that a perfectly innocent package delivery is about to become everybody’s problem.

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Tales of Titanquisitor: The Hall Strips #31 - Mail Goddess

Well, at least we can all sleep soundly knowing that the Halls of Titanquisitor are now under constant surveillance. Every entrance, every doorway, every passing squirrel, and apparently every attractive mailwoman will be thoroughly monitored by Thalia’s increasingly elaborate security operation.

Of course, somebody might want to remind her that there’s a difference between keeping the Halls safe and turning the front entrance into a government intelligence facility.

As for Theia, we suspect she’s going to need a very long vacation.

Join us next time for more ridiculous adventures, questionable improvements, and everyday insanity in the Halls of Titanquisitor! And I suspect we’ll be seeing more of the lovely mailwoman.

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Gary Smith

Gary is Owner and Editor-in-Chief of Titanquisitor.com. He's usually posting articles and reviews and doing all the back-end stuff. He likes to play video games, gardening, woodworking, reading, walking and watching college sports (Roll Tide Roll).

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