With Thalia’s Spook-n-Boobtacular in full swing, the Halls of Titanquisitor have become a nonstop parade of questionable horror movies, gratuitous nudity, and the sort of cinematic nonsense that makes Theia seriously reconsider her living arrangements.
But even with thirteen days of sleazy horror on the editorial calendar, there are certain traditions that deserve a little respect.
And for Theia, the Sunday Sermon is one of them.
Determined to preserve at least one small corner of dignity in an increasingly chaotic establishment, our resident goddess of cinema approaches Gary with a simple request. No threats, no shouting, and no elaborate lectures. Just one perfectly reasonable editorial boundary.
Surely even Gary can manage that. Right?
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And just like that, peace has been restored to the Halls of Titanquisitor! The Sunday Sermon is safe, Theia is happy, and Gary has successfully navigated an editorial disagreement without getting yelled at.
Frankly, we’re as surprised as Titan.
Of course, there’s still one tiny detail worth remembering: Gary promised not to publish Spook-n-Boobtacular on Sunday.
Nobody said anything about what Thalia might do with her newfound free time.
Join us next time for more questionable decisions and occasional moments of reason in the Halls of Titanquisitor!
