Welcome to Tales of Titanquisitor, where life inside the Halls is never quite as peaceful as it looks! Join Gary, Titan, Theia, Thalia, Stinger, and Maddie in our retro-inspired, pixel-art Hall Strips as they navigate gaming, movies, wrestling, nostalgia, and the everyday absurdities of living under one roof. From Thalia’s questionable movie recommendations to Titan’s gaming adventures and the occasional disaster that leaves Gary wondering what he’s gotten himself into, there’s never a dull moment around here. Pull up a chair and enjoy the madness. After all, we’re Making Internet Fun Again!
Thalia kept her promise not to publish Spook-n-Boobtacular on Sunday. Unfortunately, posting a horror review at 11:59 PM Saturday has sent Theia into a fury! And Titan has one very timely reminder for her.
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Thalia has awarded Nightmare Sisters an Orgasmic five-star rating, and Theia is absolutely furious! Gary and Titan can barely contain their laughter, but one mysterious detail about the official rating parchment raises a question nobody wants answered.
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With Sunday reserved for the Sunday Sermon, Gary offers Thalia a reasonable compromise for her thirteen-day Spook-n-Boobtacular. Unfortunately, the goddess of chaos has a rather creative interpretation of Saturday.
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With Thalia's Spook-n-Boobtacular taking over the Halls, Theia makes one reasonable request: keep the sleazy horror movies away from the Sunday Sermon. Gary agrees, but Titan isn't convinced peace will last.
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Titanquisitor is expanding its news coverage! Unfortunately, Thalia has mistaken the announcement for the launch of a television network. Breaking news, imaginary cameras, and a very real commercial break await in the Halls.
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Thalia's Spook-n-Boobtacular has officially begun, and Theia is furious! Thirteen days of sleazy horror movies, absolutely no supervision, and one increasingly nervous Gary. What could possibly go wrong?
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The first episode of Tales of Titanquisitor is out, and the gang is celebrating with a friendly game of Phase 10! Unfortunately, Titan seems to have forgotten that declaring victory and actually winning are two very different things.
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Tuesday night in the Halls of Titanquisitor was supposed to involve Conan, popcorn and absolutely nothing resembling an interdimensional crisis. Then Codex awakened. A mysterious arcade cabinet opened a road into Veyr, a dark fantasy world slowly being stripped of everything that once defined it, and Titan, Theia and Thalia stepped through. Welcome to Tales of Titanquisitor.
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Thalia finally gets approval for her 13-day Halloween horror movie spectacular. Gary says yes, Titan encourages the chaos, and nobody has told Theia. What could possibly go wrong?
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Theia discovers Gary's latest Hocus Pocus review and is horrified by his questionable editorial choices. She demands professionalism from the Halls of Titanquisitor. Unfortunately for her, Thalia has already reviewed the evidence and reached a very different conclusion. Hall Strip #23: Editorial Standards!
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Titan has been secretly building something enormous inside the Halls, and the time has finally come for the grand reveal! Join Gary, Theia, Maddie, and Thalia as Titan unveils the brand-new Titan's Game Guides library. Naturally, Thalia has a few suggestions of her own.
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Alabama's 20–17 loss to Georgia sends Gary, Thalia, and Titan over the edge as questionable officiating and a controversial end-zone no-call turn the Halls into absolute chaos.
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Seven likes. One golden trophy. An ego the size of Mount Olympus. When Thalia's Frankenhooker article becomes a hit, she declares herself Titanquisitor's most popular columnist, commandeers Titan's throne, and begins plotting her merchandising empire.
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After months of anticipation, Gary finally undergoes his dreaded cystoscopy. The procedure takes about a minute, costs $303.05, and leaves the entire Titanquisitor Halls questioning what the hell just happened.
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Thalia is getting ready to watch Elvira: Mistress of the Dark for Tubi Tuesday, and naturally she believes dressing for the occasion is part of the experience. Theia has another theory.
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The Halls get a new addition. Maddie, Keeper of the Glyphs, meets the crew one by one, Titan included. Then Thalia asks what's buried in the archives, and the answer is one word: Skeletator.
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What started as another Death to Smoochy quote turns into something Thalia wasn't planning to admit. The six-part saga reaches its conclusion.
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Gary snitched. Theia wants answers, and Thalia gives them, the whole plan, straight from Death to Smoochy, executed with zero remorse. The twist is what it did to Theia by the end.
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Theia's having a rough day after everything that's happened lately. Gary sits with her first, then Titan does too, and it turns out the cookie incident wasn't as one-sided as it looked.
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Theia made a batch of cookies for the whole crew, no ulterior motive, just being nice. Then Titan picks one up and notices the shape. Thalia's the only one with an explanation, and she's delighted to give it.
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