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Tales of Titanquisitor: The Hall Strips #19 – The $303.05 Camera

Gary Smith
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After months of anticipation, Gary finally underwent his long-awaited cystoscopy. Fortunately, the results were good, and the procedure itself lasted approximately one minute.  The psychological consequences, however, would echo through the Titanquisitor Halls for generations.

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Tales of Titanquisitor The Hall Strips Cystoscopy

And so, peace finally returned to the Titanquisitor Halls. Theia and Thalia were ordered to leave Gary alone, Titan declared the matter closed, and Gary was left to contemplate the fact that he’d spent months dreading a procedure that lasted approximately sixty seconds.

For the record, the results were good, the bladder was healthy, and the dreaded cystoscopy was finally behind him. Unfortunately, the same could not be said for the emotional scars inflicted upon everyone who heard the explanation.

As for Gary, he has requested that nobody mention cameras, plumbing, or the phrase “just the tip” for the foreseeable future.

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Gary Smith

Gary is Owner and Editor-in-Chief of Titanquisitor.com. He's usually posting articles and reviews and doing all the back-end stuff. He likes to play video games, gardening, woodworking, reading, walking and watching college sports (Roll Tide Roll).

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