For more than four decades, Cassandra Peterson has brought laughter, glamour, and gloriously irreverent humor to the world of horror as Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. This Halloween, Thalia sets aside her usual cinematic mischief to celebrate the remarkable woman behind the character in a heartfelt letter of appreciation and gratitude.
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Enter the Twilight Zone this Halloween as Theia selects five of her favorite episodes from Rod Serling's legendary television series. From terrifying encounters to heartbreaking journeys through time, discover five unforgettable stories that demonstrate why The Twilight Zone remains extraordinary more than six decades later.
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Chainsaw-wielding hookers, Elvira in a haunted castle, and a mad scientist rebuilding his girlfriend from spare parts. Tubi Tuesday #12 celebrates Halloween with three gloriously outrageous horror comedies.
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Thalia kept her promise not to publish Spook-n-Boobtacular on Sunday. Unfortunately, posting a horror review at 11:59 PM Saturday has sent Theia into a fury! And Titan has one very timely reminder for her.
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Halloween at Hull House brings demonic possession, Linnea Quigley's unforgettable lipstick trick, Angela's hypnotic Bauhaus dance, and some gloriously gruesome practical effects. Thalia came for the sleaze but discovered a surprisingly stylish horror classic.
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With Thalia's Spook-n-Boobtacular taking over the Halls, Theia makes one reasonable request: keep the sleazy horror movies away from the Sunday Sermon. Gary agrees, but Titan isn't convinced peace will last.
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Edgar Allan Poe gave us death, identity and reincarnation. Jim Wynorski apparently decided what the story really needed was witchcraft, blood rituals, fog machines and Lana Clarkson. Thalia continues her 13 Days to Halloween with The Haunting of Morella—and somehow insists she maintained editorial standards.
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Thalia's Spook-n-Boobtacular has officially begun, and Theia is furious! Thirteen days of sleazy horror movies, absolutely no supervision, and one increasingly nervous Gary. What could possibly go wrong?
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Christopher Lee. Sybil Danning. Werewolf rituals. Terrible monsters. A punk-rock soundtrack that refuses to go away. Thalia kicks off her 13 Days to Halloween with Howling II—and immediately starts abusing the fast-forward button.
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Thalia finally gets approval for her 13-day Halloween horror movie spectacular. Gary says yes, Titan encourages the chaos, and nobody has told Theia. What could possibly go wrong?
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Which celebrity would Thalia love to meet? None other than Cassandra Peterson, the legendary Elvira, Mistress of the Dark! Our Agent of Chaos explains why she admires the iconic horror hostess, what she'd love to ask her, and how a little career advice might help her own ambitions inside the Halls.
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