Thirty-two years after renting *Hocus Pocus* from Movie Gallery, I'm revisiting the Sanderson sisters, childhood crushes, talking cats, and Halloween nostalgia. Does Disney's 1993 cult classic still hold up, or is nostalgia casting its own spell? Find out in Throwback Thursday #14!
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Christmas 1994 brought WWF RAW to my Super Nintendo, and for three glorious years, it was my favorite wrestling game. Thirty-two years later, does this New Generation classic still deserve the love? It's time for another Retro WedNESday!
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Steven Seagal heads to prison, RoboCop cleans up Detroit, and a possessed Plymouth Fury goes on a killing spree. This week's Tubi Tuesday brings together three very different movies, plus a little thrift-store misfortune and some glorious WCW WrestleCrap.
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When I started getting into older music around 2006 or 2007, The Andrews Sisters were one of the first groups that hooked me. Their 1998 best-of collection opened the door, and nearly twenty years later, songs like Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy, Rum and Coca-Cola and Count Your Blessings still hold up.
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Titan has been secretly building something enormous inside the Halls, and the time has finally come for the grand reveal! Join Gary, Theia, Maddie, and Thalia as Titan unveils the brand-new Titan's Game Guides library. Naturally, Thalia has a few suggestions of her own.
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James Sunderland comes to Silent Hill looking for his dead wife, but what he finds is a nightmare built around guilt, punishment and a terrible truth he refuses to face. This week's Sunday Sermon explores *Silent Hill 2*, Romans 6:23 and why forgiveness offers something that endless suffering never can.
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No. 5 Florida at No. 12 Texas A&M headlines this week’s SEC volleyball schedule, with Kentucky, Texas, Tennessee and the rest of the conference in action from October 11–17.
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Alabama's 20–17 loss to Georgia sends Gary, Thalia, and Titan over the edge as questionable officiating and a controversial end-zone no-call turn the Halls into absolute chaos.
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When did every hobby become a potential business? Gary reflects on the pressure to monetize everything we enjoy, why he keeps building Titanquisitor despite the expense, and the simple pleasure of doing something just because it makes you happy.
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Seven likes. One golden trophy. An ego the size of Mount Olympus. When Thalia's Frankenhooker article becomes a hit, she declares herself Titanquisitor's most popular columnist, commandeers Titan's throne, and begins plotting her merchandising empire.
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Georgia at Alabama headlines this week’s SEC Games 2 Watch, with LSU at Kentucky as the second featured matchup and Texas-Oklahoma as the Sleeper Game of the Week.
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After months of anticipation, Gary finally undergoes his dreaded cystoscopy. The procedure takes about a minute, costs $303.05, and leaves the entire Titanquisitor Halls questioning what the hell just happened.
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In honor of Eva Marie Saint, who passed away at 102, Throwback Thursday heads back to 1959 for Alfred Hitchcock’s North by Northwest. Cary Grant, spies, trains, Mount Rushmore, one very determined crop duster, and Eva Marie Saint at her absolute best. Nearly seventy years later, this thing still moves better than most thrillers made today.
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Thalia is getting ready to watch Elvira: Mistress of the Dark for Tubi Tuesday, and naturally she believes dressing for the occasion is part of the experience. Theia has another theory.
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Did Home Improvement need a video game? Absolutely not. But somebody made one anyway, complete with Tim Taylor, stolen power tools, mechanical dinosaurs and enough terrible platforming to make me quit on the first level. Welcome back to Retro WedNESday.
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Elvira brings the Halloween spirit, Mel Gibson deals the cards in one of the best comedies of the ’90s, and Chuck Norris heads back into Vietnam. This week’s Tubi Tuesday has Elvira: Mistress of the Dark, Maverick, and Missing in Action.
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I hadn’t listened to New Found Glory in years, but revisiting their self-titled album brought back more than I expected. Some songs felt brand new, others unlocked lyrics I somehow still knew after 20 years, and the whole record still sounds like the year 2000 in the best possible way.
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In Bloodborne, gaining Insight allows you to see horrors that were always there, hidden just beyond human perception. Ecclesiastes warns that with greater wisdom comes greater sorrow, but Yharnam's downfall suggests an even darker question: What happens when humanity refuses to accept that some limits exist for a reason?
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No. 3 Kentucky at No. 7 Florida headlines this week’s SEC volleyball schedule, with Texas A&M, Tennessee, Texas and the rest of the conference also in action from October 4–10.
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The Halls get a new addition. Maddie, Keeper of the Glyphs, meets the crew one by one, Titan included. Then Thalia asks what's buried in the archives, and the answer is one word: Skeletator.
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