The first episode of Tales of Titanquisitor is out, and the gang is celebrating with a friendly game of Phase 10! Unfortunately, Titan seems to have forgotten that declaring victory and actually winning are two very different things.
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Tuesday night in the Halls of Titanquisitor was supposed to involve Conan, popcorn and absolutely nothing resembling an interdimensional crisis. Then Codex awakened. A mysterious arcade cabinet opened a road into Veyr, a dark fantasy world slowly being stripped of everything that once defined it, and Titan, Theia and Thalia stepped through. Welcome to Tales of Titanquisitor.
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Thalia finally gets approval for her 13-day Halloween horror movie spectacular. Gary says yes, Titan encourages the chaos, and nobody has told Theia. What could possibly go wrong?
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Titan has been secretly building something enormous inside the Halls, and the time has finally come for the grand reveal! Join Gary, Theia, Maddie, and Thalia as Titan unveils the brand-new Titan's Game Guides library. Naturally, Thalia has a few suggestions of her own.
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Alabama's 20–17 loss to Georgia sends Gary, Thalia, and Titan over the edge as questionable officiating and a controversial end-zone no-call turn the Halls into absolute chaos.
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Seven likes. One golden trophy. An ego the size of Mount Olympus. When Thalia's Frankenhooker article becomes a hit, she declares herself Titanquisitor's most popular columnist, commandeers Titan's throne, and begins plotting her merchandising empire.
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Once upon a time, websites were weird, colorful, and wonderfully personal. Maddie remembers the Internet before everything started looking the same.
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After months of anticipation, Gary finally undergoes his dreaded cystoscopy. The procedure takes about a minute, costs $303.05, and leaves the entire Titanquisitor Halls questioning what the hell just happened.
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The Halls get a new addition. Maddie, Keeper of the Glyphs, meets the crew one by one, Titan included. Then Thalia asks what's buried in the archives, and the answer is one word: Skeletator.
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Theia's having a rough day after everything that's happened lately. Gary sits with her first, then Titan does too, and it turns out the cookie incident wasn't as one-sided as it looked.
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Theia made a batch of cookies for the whole crew, no ulterior motive, just being nice. Then Titan picks one up and notices the shape. Thalia's the only one with an explanation, and she's delighted to give it.
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Titan and Theia are dressed for Sunday, standing solemnly by the lectern. Thalia bursts in with Chainsaw Hookers in hand, ready to show it off. Then she remembers what day it is.
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Theia can't find anyone working, and it turns out the whole Hall abandoned their posts for Alabama football. She sits down to see what the fuss is about. Then a referee makes a call that ends any chance of a peaceful afternoon.
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The Hall Strips crew gets a new Decree from Gary, and not everyone's on board. Titanquisitor is officially going back to calling it the WWF, effective immediately. Here's why, plus the comic that started it all.
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Gary hooks up a DVD recorder/VHS combo deck in the Hall, and Titan approves. Thalia and Stinger have other plans for it this weekend. New Tales of Titanquisitor strip inside.
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Titan isn't impressed when Theia and Thalia announce Melody Monday is launching, especially with Sword and Sorcery already gathering dust since June.
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The never-ending countdown to the cheesiest, sleaziest sword and sorcery ever committed to film. Theia issues the Decree. Titan and Thalia bump the scores. The Dungeon is open.
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The Dungeon opens June 4th. Titan approves. Thalia is beside herself. Theia has walked out of the building. Hall Strip #5 is live.
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Thalia got Gary's approval. Theia is furious. Titan is playing a game. The Sword, Sorcery & Sin Dungeon Ranking opens June 4th and Hall Strip #3 sets the stage.
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The Hall Strips are short comic installments featuring the Titanquisitor mascot crew in brief moments between longer Tales entries. No scores, no agenda — just the characters.
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