Film Columns
Chopping Mall Review (1986): Thalia’s Spook-n-Boobtacular Day 5
Eight young people. Three homicidal security robots. One shopping mall with absolutely terrible customer service. Thalia takes on Jim Wynorski's Chopping Mall (1986), featuring laser blasts, glorious 1980s cheese, Barbara Crampton, Suzee Slater, and a death she considers a personal attack on cinema.
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