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Dead or Alive 6 Review Breakdown (Eurogamer SJW)

Editor’s Note: This is NOT a review of Dead or Alive 6. I haven’t played it, and I’m not a fan of fighting games. This is instead a new thing we’re gonna do when we feel it warranted to do so, breaking down a review written by a Social Justice Warrior that can’t help but think their retarded ideals must be adhered to at all … Continue reading Dead or Alive 6 Review Breakdown (Eurogamer SJW)

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SJW’s Attack THQ Nordic Over AMA

February ends just like any other day, with the professionally offended and morally superior Social Justice Warriors crying, planning boycotts, and showing how tolerant the “progressive” mob is. This time, the target of their hateful mob justice is video game publisher THQ Nordic. What crime did THQ Nordic commit to warrant the reeeing of the mob? Their PR guy held an “Ask Me Anything” on … Continue reading SJW’s Attack THQ Nordic Over AMA

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Give Respawn Their Virtue Points, Apex Legends Is Diverse

Respawn Entertainment and EA announced and released free-to-play FPS battle-royale Apex Legends on PC, PS4, and Xbox One as a surprise on Monday. To their credit, and to EA’s relief (at least temporarily), the game has been a massive hit in its first few days. Over 10 million people have played the game, it surpassed the 1 million concurrent players milestone, and has been sitting … Continue reading Give Respawn Their Virtue Points, Apex Legends Is Diverse

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Attention Developers: Embrace the Alt Right For Success Says SJW

It’s current day in current year, that means there’s an SJW crying somewhere. This time it’s Nathan Grayson writing for Kotaku’s Steamed. The title of his article on Kingdom Come Deliverance is pretty telling when coupled with the first paragraph: Kingdom Come Owes Its Popularity To ‘Realism’ And Conservative Politics Kingdom Come: Deliverance has sold more than one million copies in less than a month. … Continue reading Attention Developers: Embrace the Alt Right For Success Says SJW

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SJW Attacks Kingdom Come: Deliverance Over Historical Accuracy

Another day, another SJW complaining about something and screaming racism. This time around it’s Lucia Taylor of  “New Normative,” a so-called “progressing gaming” site. I’m not going to link to the article directly, but you can find it from here. It’s the kind of piece we can do a breakdown of though, kinda like the one we did here in regards to how sexist Super … Continue reading SJW Attacks Kingdom Come: Deliverance Over Historical Accuracy

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Hey SJW’s, Please Stop Trying to Ruin Super Mario With Your Gender Politics Nonsense

While browsing the Internet yesterday I came across an article on Recode titled “It’s 2016, so why is Super Mario still rescuing a cake-baking princess?” The terrible article from a deluded Social Justice Warrior claimed that Princess Peach telling Mario she’ll bake a cake was “sexist.” And then followed it up with some nonsense about what women have done in the past 30 years: It … Continue reading Hey SJW’s, Please Stop Trying to Ruin Super Mario With Your Gender Politics Nonsense