WWE Greatest Rivalries

WWE Greatest Rivalries Review

The partnership between WWE and DK Publishing continues strong with the first new release of 2019, WWE Greatest Rivalries. Written by Jake Black, WWE Greatest Rivalries spans three eras of WWE history; Classic Era (70s through 1996), Attitude Era (1997 through 2003) and the Modern Era (2004 to present). In total, 95 rivalries are chronicled over the 200 pages of high quality, glossy paper that … Continue reading WWE Greatest Rivalries Review

The Riot Retort

Dead or Alive 6 Review Breakdown (Eurogamer SJW)

Editor’s Note: This is NOT a review of Dead or Alive 6. I haven’t played it, and I’m not a fan of fighting games. This is instead a new thing we’re gonna do when we feel it warranted to do so, breaking down a review written by a Social Justice Warrior that can’t help but think their retarded ideals must be adhered to at all … Continue reading Dead or Alive 6 Review Breakdown (Eurogamer SJW)

The Riot Retort

SJW’s Attack THQ Nordic Over AMA

February ends just like any other day, with the professionally offended and morally superior Social Justice Warriors crying, planning boycotts, and showing how tolerant the “progressive” mob is. This time, the target of their hateful mob justice is video game publisher THQ Nordic. What crime did THQ Nordic commit to warrant the reeeing of the mob? Their PR guy held an “Ask Me Anything” on … Continue reading SJW’s Attack THQ Nordic Over AMA

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Give Respawn Their Virtue Points, Apex Legends Is Diverse

Respawn Entertainment and EA announced and released free-to-play FPS battle-royale Apex Legends on PC, PS4, and Xbox One as a surprise on Monday. To their credit, and to EA’s relief (at least temporarily), the game has been a massive hit in its first few days. Over 10 million people have played the game, it surpassed the 1 million concurrent players milestone, and has been sitting … Continue reading Give Respawn Their Virtue Points, Apex Legends Is Diverse

The Starving Games

The Starving Games Review

It is a futile endeavor to review a movie directed/produced by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, the duo responsible for such “classics” as Epic Movie, Date Movie, Vampires Suck, Meet the Spartans, and the Scary Movie franchise. This movie is what it is. Nothing I say will discourage those who like this sort of thing to knock it off, and those who weren’t going to … Continue reading The Starving Games Review

As Above, So Below Review

As Above, So Below Review

What do you get when you take bits of the Blair Witch Project, Raiders of the Lost Ark, National Treasure, and Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey, cram them into a giant blender and hit “puree”? This movie; As Above, So Below. The main character here is a female Indiana Jones type searching for the mystical “Philosopher’s Stone” which after quickly solving a few Da Vinci … Continue reading As Above, So Below Review