The Riot Retort

Dead or Alive 6 Review Breakdown (Eurogamer SJW)

Editor’s Note: This is NOT a review of Dead or Alive 6. I haven’t played it, and I’m not a fan of fighting games. This is instead a new thing we’re gonna do when we feel it warranted to do so, breaking down a review written by a Social Justice Warrior that can’t help but think their retarded ideals must be adhered to at all … Continue reading Dead or Alive 6 Review Breakdown (Eurogamer SJW)

The Riot Retort

SJW’s Attack THQ Nordic Over AMA

February ends just like any other day, with the professionally offended and morally superior Social Justice Warriors crying, planning boycotts, and showing how tolerant the “progressive” mob is. This time, the target of their hateful mob justice is video game publisher THQ Nordic. What crime did THQ Nordic commit to warrant the reeeing of the mob? Their PR guy held an “Ask Me Anything” on … Continue reading SJW’s Attack THQ Nordic Over AMA

The Riot Retort

Give Respawn Their Virtue Points, Apex Legends Is Diverse

Respawn Entertainment and EA announced and released free-to-play FPS battle-royale Apex Legends on PC, PS4, and Xbox One as a surprise on Monday. To their credit, and to EA’s relief (at least temporarily), the game has been a massive hit in its first few days. Over 10 million people have played the game, it surpassed the 1 million concurrent players milestone, and has been sitting … Continue reading Give Respawn Their Virtue Points, Apex Legends Is Diverse

Diablo Immortal

It’s Ok For Diablo Fans To Not Like Diablo Immortal

The mainstream games media is doing that thing again where they attack gamers and insult them using their SJW buzzwords of “toxic masculinity” and “entitled.” This time they’re aiming their moral superiority at the Diablo community for their “toxic,” “entitled,” and “disrespectful” reaction to the announcement of the Diablo Immortal game for mobile devices. To set the stage, Diablo 3 released in 2012 and it’s … Continue reading It’s Ok For Diablo Fans To Not Like Diablo Immortal

Call of Cthulhu

Call of Cthulhu Review

Wayback in February 1928, the pulp magazine Weird Tales featured a short story from H.P. Lovecraft titled “The Call of Cthulhu.” In the 90 years since then, Cthulhu has been expanded on and the Cthulhu Mythos have transitioned to essentially every form of entertainment. In 1981, Chaosium released the first edition of the Call of Cthulhu pen-and-paper RPG. Seven editions later and with multiple scenarios and … Continue reading Call of Cthulhu Review

RBI Baseball '18

RBI Baseball ’18 Review

It’s time once again for baseball season, and that means PlayStation owners can pick up MLB The Show and everyone else is stuck with RBI Baseball for their MLB gaming fix. Of course RBI Baseball is on PS4 as well, and that’s the version this review is based on. I’ve reviewed every single one of these games. Last year was the shortest game review I … Continue reading RBI Baseball ’18 Review